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Questions?

11/27/2016

421 Comments

 
From the depths of the Orange Room in the warm bosom of Koch Manor I write to you on this somewhat dreary November morn. Trying to keep my word of making an effort to keep the content fresh on my website,  I thought I would sit down and let the stream of consciousness flow. Maybe a good place to start is to address frequently asked questions that come up during Facebook Live sessions or on Periscope. I do find it a bit amusing that I seemingly answer the same questions over and over again but my gratitude for people actually caring quickly overshadows any annoyance:)

“What rotating speaker effect are you using on the Wildwood vids and on the live clips?” 

I have used the NEO Instruments Ventilator, Ventilator II and Mini Vent (usually the Ventilator) for about 5 years now. They are not inexpensive but in my opinion, they sound the best. Especially believable is the slow sound and the ramp up and down. It sounds great with gain and when I run it in stereo it is glorious beyond words. I might start carrying them on my website so stay tuned for that. 

“What overdrive and I using?

On the Wildwood vids we first used a Fulltone OCD going back 4 or 5 years. We then switched to a BB Preamp by Xotic. We finally ended up A-B-ing between the clean amp which is a Tone King Imperial and a Friedman Small Box 50 head and 2x12 Cabinet on the second channel for the lead sound. 

There have been some issues with getting the best mic’d sound with the Friedman but it has been much better lately. It sounds great in the room and I’m a big fan of getting some room ambience along with the close mic which has been happening more in the later videos. I’m not around when they mix these things or edit them but there are so many videos to edit and get out that one must realize that we are not making “The White Album” and take them for what they are. 

My main pedal overdrive going back probably 10+ years is The Gristle King made for me by my buddy Tim Jauernig. It started with me using a clean boost pedal that Tim designed called the Luxury Drive which is transparent and glorious. We then made a signature overdrive for me called The Diabolical Gristle Tone Manipulator or the DGTM for short. I then suggested we put both pedals in one housing called The Gristle King.

The overdrive of the Gristle King is very versatile. It can do the slightly overdriven Tube Screamer thing without the midrange honk or an do a much more saturated thing-both of which sound great at lower volumes if necessary.  

T-Rex made the DGTM, Luxury Drive and Gristle King for a while and then it ended for whatever reason. Tim then rebooted, made a few modifications and we came out with the Gristle King III which is even smoother than the original. 

There are some mini toggle switches on the Gristle King which shape the tone and control where the clean boost sits; either pre or post gain. I was having the problem of occasionally hitting the toggles when playing and I suggested to Tim, that he make me a version where the toggles are set to the way I like them and then he make them disappear. That version is called The Gristle King Lean. 

I had been working with Tim to design a fuzz pedal. I then had the idea of combining the Gristle King with a Fuzz along with a buffer to compensate for active pickups or other signal chain issues that can make a fuzz sound like a crucified transistor radio in heat. The final product is called the Triple Gristle. We are going to do an initial offering of 50 signed pieces and then we’ll take it from there. 

There may be some cooperation with a major manufacturer to ease in the production and distribution of these devices but for now, Tim gets home from work from his engineering day job and then goes in his basement and hammers out these pedals one at a time. As orders pile up, it can take a few months to get a pedal once ordered but everyone seems to think it’s worth it. 

Through Wildwood Guitars I got into using a Jetter GS-124 pedal which does an excellent job of conjuring a “Dumble” type tone which can be best described as a viscous tone that sits between a fuzz and an overdrive. I used that pedal on my “Vivid Gristle” DVD and CD release. That pedal works really well if you keep it “on” and use the volume knob of your guitar to clean up the sound. It doesn’t get really transparent with the volume down but it’s enough. It’s a bit of a drastic tone change from a clean Fender style amp to the pedal so I found myself leaving it on most of the time when using it. I found myself circling back to the Gristle King because I could replicate the tone of the Jetter with it but the sound on the GK is more complimentary when switching back and forth from the clean foundation tone on the amp. 

“When is a new recording coming out?”

In spring of ’17 I will get another recording out come hell or high water. I actually have a recording done but I’m not sure if that’s the one I want to put out right now. I have been doing a lot lately with a groove oriented project with my son on drums, a keyboard player, bassist and conga player. I may go in and hammer out a “live” in the studio record with that lineup which may include some vocals with Malford Milligan who I have worked with in the past on my “Live on the Radio” and “Nationsack” releases.  

Well, I think that does it for this installment of the blog. Please make sure to sign up for the mailing list which we promise not to abuse and please don’t forget that the reissue Greg Koch and the Tone Controls T-shirts are now available. 

Dig it!

Greg Koch
421 Comments
Wayne Ridenhour
11/27/2016 08:39:46 pm

I can dig it Mr. Koch ... now I have a place to ask you ALL the fashion questions I ever wanted!

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Scott
4/25/2018 11:27:12 pm

Thanks Greg I bought a reverend guitar and was completely screwed by joe and the gang thanks again, for endorsing these hoods only out for money. You can jam but shit reverend guitars just rips you off with their fake shit, great concept but no quality or service. Feel like I got mugged.

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ron parada
9/5/2018 06:59:38 pm

greg , what kind of pick do you use?

Sean link
11/27/2016 08:54:21 pm

Greg! Awesome post. What could be more awesome is a link to some of the gear mentioned in the blog. Love your playing!

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PJ Howell
11/27/2016 09:04:05 pm

Really appreciate how generous you are with your time and your willingness to share both your knowledge and your opinions. You're a good man, Greg.

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nlgent
11/28/2016 01:56:07 am

Hi Greg,

Great site !!! I really like the new look.

just one thing, please make text bit readable. Current color is really bad for the eyes. Makes it really hard to read, at least for me.

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nlgent
11/28/2016 01:56:18 am

Hi Greg,

Great site !!! I really like the new look.

just one thing, please make text bit readable. Current color is really bad for the eyes. Makes it really hard to read, at least for me.

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nlgent
11/28/2016 01:56:33 am

Hi Greg,

Great site !!! I really like the new look.

just one thing, please make text bit readable. Current color is really bad for the eyes. Makes it really hard to read, at least for me.

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nlgent
11/28/2016 01:58:04 am

Sorry for the SPAM, but when I press submit it says error while message was successfully added. Something to look into as well :)

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Barefoot's Brother link
11/28/2016 10:49:02 pm

Hey Greg, have some video from the Moose Fest show if you are interested. Have Dropbox?

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Jeff Golden
12/29/2016 09:10:35 pm

Hey Greg,
My wife wants the pattern for your hat! You supply hat, she'll make you another for the pattern.
Sorry, just another fashion question🤔

Jeff G

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Matze link
2/22/2017 03:39:43 pm

Question
Hägedi didldi Bageli Bolo?

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Matze link
2/26/2017 03:51:39 pm

Need One of Those starship enterprise nuclear banjos.
Thanks Greg
Never laughed more

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Matze
3/9/2017 02:40:08 pm

Great pt20 vid
Great Gregorywildwoodfriedman powoooooaaaaaar amp

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Matze
3/9/2017 02:48:47 pm

Thinking to upgrade my Girlfriend with thus awesome wildwood Power knob

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Matze
3/15/2017 04:48:54 pm

Wich kind of pickups has this bonabird ?????

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larry riedell link
3/16/2017 01:50:57 pm

what kind of relief do you prefer on your necks, or do you set them perfectly straight thank you larry

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Matze link
3/16/2017 04:27:51 pm

I Love Yours playing. Your Good määäääään
IDIGIT

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Matze link
3/17/2017 12:04:15 pm

Love the run for the hills vidldidldi. Hall of Fame second Place behind Legendary Joe Carducci vid.
Tanks määääään
Greetings Matze

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Matze link
3/17/2017 01:53:16 pm

Twittldi
IDIGIT

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Matze link
3/17/2017 02:44:22 pm

Think im doing a little bit elmore james on my cort cr 250 roooooaaaaaaaarrrr

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Matze link
3/18/2017 09:48:28 am

Sorry my slide is a cr 200 black. Looks cool Sounds cool plays good. Missing some wildwood Specs för it. Hägedi didldi what
Rock on

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Matze link
3/19/2017 09:18:05 am

One lonely night under the bright stars of the endless desert Gobi a berberian with a limping camel came to my campfire. After 2 big cups mountain blend coffee he told me the strange and deeply disturbing story from his last tour with his limping camel Fred through the hills of mount everest. He said: I had a view on two of those Yetis and one said, high Buddy, yesterday i saw the great gristleman, and the otherone, does he really exist???. And both left with the words rock on. Fred said he saw that too and so i believed the story. But finally after seven days and sevenhundred miles under seven suns i found water and everything was good again. This berberian was gone, i was up and well and realized that everything was an mirage. But then,god bless the skiers, a wonder, i saw Fred and he was not limping anymore .what.

Greetings from the hills of south-western germany and rock on
Matze

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Marze link
3/19/2017 09:43:37 am

Holy Cow
You did it again
You had the legendary joe carducci in rhe wildwood layer
Thanks alot man. I enjoyed every second

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Matze link
3/20/2017 03:19:50 pm

Holy Moly
You are a living rock collection
LOVID

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Matze link
3/22/2017 12:24:22 pm

Hi Greg
I posted a question to your mailbox under my mail adress above. I hope you give me a response.
By the way this glossy finish on the faetherweight looks Great.
LOVID

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Matze link
3/23/2017 05:58:22 am

Dear gristleman
The firetiger looks great and sounds very cool through this wildwood friedmäään amp. I love sliiiiiiiide, playing Rock'n Roll ans old gibson Sounds. You inspiert me one more time
I must do a little bit chuck berry R.I.P. and elmore James. See you in the flopedy. Roooooooaaaaaaar

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Matze link
3/23/2017 09:48:55 am

Oh määäään i am shure this firetiger will shoot his new owner right away into the Rockn roll heaven what???
Unbelievable
Great vidldidldui
Rock on

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Matze link
3/30/2017 11:19:49 am

Holy .... God Save the sheeps
Never Never Never Ever saw a better Gregory guckenheimer schmidt ax vid. First place in the hall of Fame. Sorry Mr. Carducci. Great viking wildwood spec ax. A Unique Instrument Sir viking.

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Matze link
4/8/2017 07:13:04 pm

Great new outtakes sir viking guggenheimer schmidt. Enjoyed it.
Rock in
Matze

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Matze link
4/28/2017 06:11:10 pm

WOW
Great to see Mr. Carducci again at wildwood with that Falcon Rolex Guitar Drum Pickguardholder.
IDIGIT
Greetings
Matze

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Matze link
5/7/2017 04:18:02 pm

Jo mei die gretsch gidaarn is a rechts instrument fir an bayrischn berg bauern bua. Von mir aus derf a a ozzy hoasn.
Hope i can see you next time you come to Germany.
Greetings to the phenomenal joe carduccy
Greetings out of the Forest
Matze

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Matze link
5/16/2017 04:05:02 pm

Great orange gregory guggenheimer schmidt specimen rockn roll weapon.
Greetings to the One and only joe carducci out of the german midle of nowhere
The unic Matze

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Matze link
5/24/2017 03:12:23 pm

Hi Greg
are you using a thicker pick in that nocaster vidldididldio ????

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Matze link
5/31/2017 05:42:17 pm

The real gretsch is still the chet atkins 59 country gentleman with the new specs and this original gretsch sound from 59. A great masterpiece.
Still LOVID
Greetings to Mr. Carducci
Keep on rockin roooooaaaar
Matze

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Matze link
6/10/2017 04:24:04 am

Hi Greg
I agree with you about Guitars without putting Coffee on my Cat. My Guitars are parts of my Body.
LOVID
Keep on rocking
Matze

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Juha link
8/21/2017 12:49:10 am

Any news on that light blue Koch Amp prototype of yours?

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Matze link
10/21/2017 05:37:56 pm

Great to see the master of perfection in his full glory. Rooooooooaaaaar love slide.
Hope my net Works
Rockn roll forever
Matze

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Matze link
10/21/2017 06:16:21 pm

Play it loud and heavy määäääään
I'll always be with you if its able
Rock in
Matze

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Matze link
10/26/2017 03:41:07 pm

Hi Greg
One day i will be a telenaut too. T shirt includet.
Thanks for a little look into your private live in the wildwood storytine.
LOVE your new wildwood minute vidldidkdidu.
Im doing GODZILLA right NOW.
V.G. Hmmmmmmaaaaaaaatze
Hihihi

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Matze link
10/27/2017 05:24:48 pm

Hey Godzilla is veeeeeeery cooooooool. Sounds great master gregory guggenheimer schmidt.
ILIKEIT
Right from the magic bus to GODZILLA
Roooooooaaaaaar düdldü bumm bumm.
V.G.
M

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Matze link
10/28/2017 03:49:38 pm

Hoooooooly Mooooooooly
Robert Johnson would be proud to listen to his music played by you. Holy s... youre keeping the soul of Robert Johnsons music alive. Your technical perfection is Unbelievable. My heart was jumping, only Mr. Gilles Apape can do it the same Way.
Rooooaaaaar Jump
V.G.
Matze

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Matze link
10/31/2017 03:53:10 pm

Hi Greg
Think im doing a song from KRAUTSCHÄDL.
Its called wenns rennt. there is a live vidldidldidu on youtube. They have a great base Player. Looks,Moves, plays and sounds like tommy shannon who played with johnny Winter.
Rock on
Matze

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Matze link
11/1/2017 03:09:46 pm

Hi Sir Åxmäään
Watched one of my older favorite vidldidldidoooos from chatreeo its called Hagstrom ultra swede guitar drive sound Demo.
My one looks plays and sounds exactly like the one in the vid. Its a spalted maple limited with very unic Specs. Not from wildwood but also not Bad. Have fun and
Rock on Mmmmmmhhhhhjatze

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Matze link
11/1/2017 04:19:12 pm

Thanks for transport me carefully through the orange room Building
Im still fine

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Matze link
11/3/2017 01:51:32 pm

Looooooove sliiiiiiiide
Tryn to Play godzilla with some slide Stuff
Rooooooarrrr

Can you dddddiggggittt
Huiiiiii

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Matze link
11/3/2017 05:13:20 pm

Hi Mr.Guggenheimer schmidt
I saw your orange room video and i totally agree with you anout that music stuff im playing my own stuff sometimes in different Styles but im doing it always in my own way. Think thats the reason why you can always say this is played by BB or Bull Halley or Johnny Winter Mr Guggenheimer Schmidt or who ever. If they are playing the same stuff it sounds always different. Everyone sounds unic if he is famous or not. But the most impressive thing for me was that noise at the very end of the interview DID YOU HEAR THAT??????
LOVID

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Matze link
11/7/2017 01:54:13 pm

Hi Sir Gregory Kochey
Rooooooooooaaaaaaaarrrr
IDIGIT

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Matze link
11/9/2017 05:00:39 pm

Hmm nicaraguan coffee, Hmm orig 88 studio ghw alpine, Hmm orig 87 laney 150w, Hmm Godzilla, Hmm this boots are made for walking heavy style, Hmm Magic Bus, Hmm Fender LTD, Hmm ES 345, Hmm J 45. What????
Gregory Guggenheimer schmidt Hmmmmmmmmm
Sorry no more Time, Becky Lynch beats James Elswörth.....Autsch Atomic Drop, that hurts
Hmmmmmmatze

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Matze link
11/9/2017 06:00:27 pm

Hmmmmmm Very coool new power amp, is it called The Greg now???
VG
The Nig M.

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Matze link
11/10/2017 05:36:25 pm

Cool goldtop Rock'n Roll stuff but to difficult for me first im learning that ultra cool part in the middle.
Love that transparent clear volume of that SJ 200 presented by the one and only åxmäään himself
Best wishes out of the south West
What .. . i must hunt all these picking chickens in the garden

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Matze link
11/13/2017 02:50:59 pm

Saw you were in NRW Germany i hope you had a good Time. But listen, as god had made the earth he was missing tomething. He had forgotten to build a place for himself. So he decided to make Rheinland Pfalz. And thats where im living at the god made Weinstraße.
Pfälzer is the highest that a men can be. Hope you can come one day in our area that i can see the big gristle on stage or where ever. By the way Hmmmmmm great german breakfast but currywurst is dat beste wo gibt.
V.G Hmmmmmmmatze

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Matze link
11/13/2017 03:43:28 pm

Holy cow the Master of all classes is back and blows the dust out of the Layer. What a great sounding amp and artisan Strat. Rock'n'Roll makes our world go round and a little bit of krautschädl.
Greetings Hmmmmmmatze

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Matze link
11/14/2017 03:46:12 pm

Very cool Äxes at wildwood. Special Fenders, but i think you could plug in the one string shovel into your new amp and it will sound Great.
M.

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Matze link
11/15/2017 03:14:44 pm

Great sounding SJ200pinballbushorsewithnoname but this strat blows me right Away. My first e-guitar had the same look and sounded almost the same. I dont no exactly if my one was a fender too but i remember the sound very well and the äx was endless easy and comfortable to play. My one had some kind of floyd rose with a very thin arm so you could hold this arm with the pinky to bent the strings while playing. That was pure Fun. Thanks for playing all that cool rocksongs i heard a thousend times iloveit,iloveit,ilooooooooooveit.icould play that stuff all day King
Rock on
Mattttze

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Matze link
11/16/2017 04:06:22 pm

I like the way how your amp is analyzing the frequencies.
Who are this tiny ants in the vidldidldio intros????
LOVID
M

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Matze link
11/17/2017 10:41:06 am

Oh määään I LOVE this ELMORE JAMES Slide Stuff.
Hmmmmm good Coffee
A Sliiiiiiiiiiiding
Matze

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Matze link
11/17/2017 02:15:44 pm

Hey, You, Mister Gregory Guggi Smitti what have you done in that friedmäään T vidldidldio??? and how could you know HOW to do it??? What, i dont believe that, i have lost my words. I did NOT know that anyone else on the surface of this planet knows how to play exact that style but me. I LOVID So much to expand the whole tone spctrum over all Borders and Scales in this free Way. Maybe it sounds weiered for some people but for me it sounds Great. Could it be that you are watching your blog sometimes???
Greatest Video EVER
Still can not believe it
Thanks Slot
Hmmmmmmmatze Roooaaaaar

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Matze link
11/17/2017 05:37:45 pm

Sorry never heard about bogaloo jones, Rusty briant, jacko pistorious, dingens brown or the MOKE. Thought it could be crew of the bounty or the new boys from the spaceship Enterprise. Tried to find the MOKE on youtube and it sounds like a mixture out of the black crowes, the who, and aerowsmith.
IDIGIT
Kaptain Matze Kirk

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Matze link
11/19/2017 07:30:19 am

Malcolm Young
Rest in Peace
M

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Matze link
11/19/2017 01:44:14 pm

Hi Greg
Happy holydays and stay classy määään
Funny lester pollux vid. What???
A all over the earth Matze

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Matze link
11/19/2017 01:58:20 pm

I did not know that so many things are Pollux, holy s...!!!! : - )
God save the skiers
Matze

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Matze link
11/20/2017 04:19:49 pm

WiiiiuuuuuuWiiiiiiiuuuuuWiiiiìuuuuu need a new guitar WiiiiiiuuuuuWiiiiiiiuuuuuWiiiiiiiiuuuuuu need a new guitar WiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuWiiiiiiuuuuuuWiiiiiuuuuuuu need a new guitar it should be a black one, no krkrkr
A RAVENBLOOD
Huiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii what ???

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Matze link
11/21/2017 04:07:29 pm

Hohohoooo
Thanks alot for that cool SG performance but one thing MUST be clear, men in tights are looking like a steaming peace of s...

Master Matze from the woods near Weinstraße

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Matze link
11/22/2017 03:53:54 pm

This SJ 200 sounds amazing but i think that green Caribbean säx playing bitch girl sounds alot better määäään
I hope my ornithology is o.k.
Matze

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Matze link
11/23/2017 01:42:45 pm

Humans have cats but cats have staff
Miau

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Matze link
11/24/2017 03:05:33 pm

Oh määäääään i LOVE my J&D 500 black, i bought it a few years ago and she was perfect right out of the box. She sounds really great and special that was the only reason to orderd it and i did not expect a perfect black Beauty.
But first of all a message to all teens Dont drink and drive you could spill something and last but not least if you dont drink you can die.
Love SJ200s Hmmmmmmm very clear and transparent sound. What can i Say
Long live Rock'n'Roll
Mroooooaaaaaratze

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Matze link
11/24/2017 06:01:27 pm

I have seen the video from the music produktiv messe and i take off my hat in awe and admiration. I think you are the greatest guitar player alive maybe of all Times. In contrast to you im only a damn bangler. I want to apologize me for everything i have written, for everything i write and for everything i will write into your blog.
Your amp sounds better as marshall fender and friedmääään together
Its an honour for me to make a small contribution at this Point.
Thank you very much
Matze

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Matze link
11/25/2017 04:10:30 pm

Scooby doo määään its always a pleasure and a inspiration to watch your Videos. At this gold top video at point 4.28 i have seen a technique that i am only using without distortion its part of a song from the 50s or 60s. I dont no the name but i can play it. Tomorrow i play it with gain while i am doing my exercises. . Most of the time i am playing without thinking of my fretboard but sometimes i am trying to watch the fretboard in different ways by using scales or using the one step whole step method. Its always interesting wich results you get . Today i found myself into the world of ultra heavy Metal, you know what i mean that isolated 2string stuff and fast soloing and so on. I always wonder what can happen with a tiny little Instrument. She is always faithful an devoted on her place, telling me hey master i am your little well behaved Rock'n Roll treasure come on and play with me. And then you plug in and you have that huge metal monster in your hands and this sound comes right out of the hell määääään .
Its always an Adventure
Indiana Matze Jones

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Matze link
11/26/2017 06:13:54 am

I could watch that cali-T Friedmääään video all day long. Thats exact the style i have played before i began with slide.LOVID.
Sorry no more time yet i must feed my ape schnagles.
The great Äx welder and spade bender
Matze

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Matze link
11/26/2017 02:54:30 pm

I am happy to hear from your intention to visit germany again in april 2018. I am trying to see you in any town you are visiting. Hope the place will be not too far away for me to reach it. Well it will work somehow. That would be a huge pleasure and honour for me. We will See.
A solder at the broom
Matze

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Matze link
11/27/2017 12:39:06 pm

Your orange room video sounds a little bit like the Austrian movie music called "The third man"
In my youth i loved to play the third man on my 12 String.
My dog Bdolf is yowling he needs his Food
Wuff Wuff Matze

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Matze link
11/29/2017 03:53:25 pm

I have seen your fishman guitar clinic vid. The place you visited in Karlsruhe is called Rockshop. Karlsruhe is not far away from my hometown. Unfortunately i did not know from your visit There.
Sorry my possum needs his fondle
A bungler on the Board
Matze

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Matze link
11/29/2017 05:12:52 pm

That PRS looks like a perfect Jewel. It sounds great and brings completely fresh winds in the lair. Taking a deep breathe of fresh air is always an good idea after a hard day at Work.
Sorry i must clean my racoon.
Matze

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Matze link
11/30/2017 07:45:04 am

I love Rock'n'Roll but today its funky time määääään. Holy Moly i am not a great funk fan but its pure joy to play that stuff . I didnt play that style for a longer time but i still LOVID.

Oh sorry my king prawns needs their antibiotics

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Matze link
11/30/2017 05:24:43 pm

Hi Sir Robin
I have seen that picture of your meal and it looks like the exploded brain of an octopussy. Hope it tasted better than it looks.
If you recorded the vid after the meal it would explain a lot. One of the funniest clips ever and as far as i know is Bluezilla the bigger brother of Godzilla but he is heavier and much more evil then our good old loveable Godzilla. I just remembered, a friend of mine had a original SG in the 70s but that Äx was heavier as our complete hometown määäään this could be the Äx of Bluezilla i think. I decided to buy a lighter Äx.
Sorry my ape is hanging from the ceiling, bad bad Monkey.
His place is usually in my guitar Case
HuHuHu Mmmmonkeyaaaaaaatze

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Matze link
12/1/2017 06:32:27 pm

Oh määään you met the great yourney Neal Schon. Holy cow two Rock'n'Roll legends on one picture thats awesome.
Good times in Frisco
Sorry my ape schnagles is hanging outside on the roof
HuHuHuuuAhhhhhhhMatze

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Matze link
12/2/2017 10:24:10 am

Coffee from Guatemala is the best in the entire world and beyond, im sure määääään. And that raspberry cream roll hmmmmmm, and this original 80s les paul hmmmmmmm and this naked brazilian models hmmmmmmmmm .Life can be a great thing.
Sorry my meerkats are riding my turtle
Matze

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Matze link
12/2/2017 11:52:08 am

If Bluezilla finds out that you are eating his sandwiches he could get very angry boomboomboom.
Worst board hobler of all times
Matze

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Matze link
12/2/2017 03:41:19 pm

Holy chickenf ₩¥"×¥ i have seen what slash does on the fretboard of his Anaconda.Great
Welding määään. But what can i say this PRS Äxes are looking perfect. The tops and fretboards, awesome.
See you in paradise city
The greatest broombender under the Sun
Matze
Silent Bdolf,out......always this dogs määän

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Matze link
12/3/2017 05:57:40 am

All that snow outside, if this continiues, it will be winter määään. Sorry the doorbell rings.
Its my turtle Willy. He was snowboarding with the rabbits and now he has a bad shield bruise.
I think we apply a pressure bandage that will always help.
Greetings from the upper doctor Matze Simpson

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Matze link
12/4/2017 02:42:12 pm

I am sure the captain would like this PRS Äx too. Great vid at Andertons.
A very british F ¥^# the EU
Matze

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Matze link
12/6/2017 12:52:51 pm

T - Rex will never win against Godzilla cause Godzilla loves PAK Soup. After a few thousand gallons he will fold up T - Rex.
This PRS määään, a hammer, a few nails and you have a great looking surfboard. Sliding is the real strange of this Wood määäään
A Äx welder in behalf of the lord
Jake Elwood Matze

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12/6/2017 04:11:15 pm

Cool orange room vid. No time i am out till tomorrow
V.G.
M

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12/7/2017 04:03:10 pm

Thats a unic sounding 55 strat. I love this open transparent sounds.
Great storytime vid, great song,
IDIGIT
Matze

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12/9/2017 02:23:54 pm

Do you know this DAYS ?
You take one of your guitars, and you know exactly how she should sound, but NO. Somerhing sounds different but you dont know Why. So you try to find out whats going on. Adjust the controls on the Äx and the amp a little bit, clean your ears, hold your plek a little bit different change the plek, play more exactly, NO i could not figure out the reason. So i took my headphones played around and watched tv. after a while booooom there it was. A brand new riff. My sound was still different but i changed my fingerstyle instinctively a little bit and that was the way to find a great new riff.
Its always an Adventure
Keep the fire burning
Matze

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12/11/2017 02:31:23 pm

Holy s#£¥ this orange Rock'n Roll weapon sounds cool as a pig. Would be the right instrument for Nostradamus i think. Love your SG vid too.
Long live Rock'n Roll , Coffee and BBQ.
Matzdradamus

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12/11/2017 03:48:48 pm

Määäään its a Super Rev. I have seen the wildwood video. This guitar sounds amazing. It blew me right Away.
Rooooaaaarmatze

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12/12/2017 02:46:40 pm

Hi Greg
Sorry if i say that but you should buy this Tom Murphy for yourself. I think its your guitar. You give that guitar a real voice. Everything you play is melting together to the Perfect. This john lee hooker thing was incredible. The deepest roots of blues and Rock'n Roll.
Matze

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12/12/2017 03:23:32 pm

SJ 200s are always a class of its own.
A class of its own????? I am missing Mr. Carducci, hope he is up and well.
A Gretschatze

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12/13/2017 04:16:57 pm

Loooooove slide määäään.
Cool Duo Jet and a lot of cool Teles on facebook.
PRS looks always perfect
IDIGIT
Great videos
Matze

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12/14/2017 02:00:01 pm

Holy fuelcan, Paul, paaaaauuuul, fire in the lair Greg burns the hut with this hot Äxes.This
Määään is a gifted broom bender and Äx solder.
An astonished Matze

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12/15/2017 06:42:45 pm

Protect this wonderful instruments in da house with proton torpedos and railguns.
BoomBoomMatze

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12/18/2017 02:51:26 pm

Love Germany relics too rooooooaaaar
M

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12/20/2017 02:30:12 pm

The WHO comes always cool määään a bad internet connection Not.
☆○■<>>\÷/ €*$/^$##
M

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12/20/2017 03:50:09 pm

Pauns in penguin sauns, what a great day and excellentl articulation.
Huiiiiiiii LOVID
A penguinsound making Matze

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12/21/2017 05:15:55 pm

Official statement:
ILOVETOPLAYGUITAR
Greetings from Herr Matze

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12/22/2017 01:18:58 pm

Oh yes thanks alot for sharing määäään.
Share it Share it, share share share share share it.
Cool vidldidldi
Merry Christmas for you and your loved ones .
A decorated Matze
Keep the fire burning

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12/22/2017 04:33:19 pm

I love this youtube vid called Krautschädl Gemma Gemma live.
Ultracool Baseline
A jumping Gemmatze

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12/23/2017 08:10:10 am

If you dont get mele kalikimaka out of your head it is helpfull to play godzilla or goschnrock from krautschädl
Booooombooooommatze

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12/25/2017 03:26:58 am

Hi Santa Guggenheiner Schmidt
Thanks for funny noodling
Düdü, Düdü, Düdüdüdüdüdü
Sorry i need Äx and shovel, Santa stucks in the chimney cheroo
A ghosted Matze

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12/25/2017 03:48:24 am

Silent night is over
Lets make some NOISE
Äx solder Broom bender tree Outlier
Matze and rudolph the reindeer

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12/25/2017 03:54:57 pm

If i am thinking about music, all this different Styles, Rock, pop, classic, jazz or whatever, i come to the point of the beginning. The day as the stoneager Okomajumbe Tu Tu was sitting in his cave by the fire with his dead brother Kumbale Betumbe Tu Tu next to him. He took a bone, drilled holes in it and made a flute. With the words "hey brother your elbow sounds good määän he began to play. The other stoneagers listened to his playing while lousing each others. After a while BuButombe Matube took a stick and hit a stone, a third one made an oboe. Together they gave a breathtaking concert. Okomajumbe Zu Tu said "hey guys our band needs a name" and the rolling stones were born, and everything else afterwards. Right ?
Lets be a part of history
Matze Flintstone

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12/26/2017 05:13:20 pm

Hey määään, määäääääään, f €£₩♤●♡ rabbits on the floor. i have seen what you did together with Paul, Paaaaaauuuuuul right ?
I have thrown myself away a thousand times.
First i watched that funny video with the tchaikovsky määän who is kicking his frog but then i saw the "want a wildwood guitar" video. The best video i have ever seen in my whole live määäään.
The Oscar goes to Greg and Paul
Later i watched the storytime vid. No one can describe christmas better then you did, Greg.
I must learn that great want a wildwood Guitar song
A LOL Matze

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1/1/2018 09:05:30 am

Hi Sir Gregory Guggenheimer Schmidt
Happy New Year, Good Luck and Success 2018
For You, Paul and the Wildwood Team.
BoooomBooooommatze

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1/3/2018 02:05:48 pm

I loooooove Cats. Bilbo is not fat these are all muscles. It seems he likes Teles. Happy new year to bilbo with many mice and birds.
Miau Matze

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1/5/2018 02:19:36 pm

Oh määääään ILOVID when the tones are jumping right out of the fretboard.
Easy playing
Matze

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1/6/2018 02:37:29 pm

Hi Sir Viking im sure odin will order the new Gregory Kochery restaurant guide. LOL : - )
Great new vidldidldios IDIGIT
Matze

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1/7/2018 04:22:27 pm

Hi Greg
A good sounding Strat is always a bank.
Matze

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1/9/2018 04:04:21 pm

Holy f>|□¡¤○ coconut i love that slide Stuff määään. Super cooooool candy apple slide. I think the guys put an uncool Äx into the parallel universe and this great looking candy apple blue beauty came back.
PRS looks always Perfect and the Duojet sounds great
By the way everyone should have a little peace of Net Meeeee tooooooo
Rock on
Matze


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1/11/2018 04:48:34 pm

I have heard , keep in mind, i have HEARD from an unknown Golfplayer, the most important thing on the course is to be good on the women that owns hole 19. What?????
No golf course can have enough holes
Keep on Rockin
Tiger Matze

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1/12/2018 06:32:06 am

What?
M

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1/12/2018 06:25:46 pm

Hi Dude
That ES335 sounds cool määäään. My old les paul is from Nashville too. She is solid as a rock and sounds Amazing since 30 years. It was the real deal.

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1/16/2018 02:28:53 pm

Hi Sir Guggenheimer Schmidt
Cool story time vid. I love cats too und strullen tu ich auch viel, morgens mittags und abends. Greetings to Bilbo and Luna
Miau
Matze

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1/17/2018 04:22:32 pm

Holy potato sack this ES 335 has a lot of umpf LOL uuuuummmmpfy Paauuuuuuul hahaha ILOVID.
Google translate says umpfy means "not lucky"
That can not be true hihihi what a funny word.
A happy Matze

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1/18/2018 04:40:00 pm

Late late late as always. Since i have found the perfect adjustments for Action, pickups and intonation i can not stop playing my faded blue stain. Its an awesome Äx. She sounds like a horn of a f¤》¿><} train that passes by.
Three real great sounding Äxes in the wildwood cave today. The Fender is classy. In the video i have seen an element that i also like to use. If you slow down your playing at point 7:00. I am using it on String H fifth fret and string E third fret that sounds cool määäään.
I dont know why but the candy apple blue ES 335 sounds much better than the red one you had before at least for me.
Thanks for that great Videos. This Eagles song is one of my favorites to.
Rock on Matze

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1/20/2018 12:44:26 pm

Hi Greg
Yesterday was a special day for me cause my very first Höfner 12-string Äx is back from the Luther. She was a few years out of home and came back to me in very bad condition but not far away from my hometown lives a famous german luthier his name is Christian Dörr. He is living in Neustadt an der Weinstraße and is doing always an incredible job. If you are living in germany and your Äx needs really help, this is your määäään. I am not interrested in doing any advertising cause i am only a private person and guitar player from the bottom of my Heart. If you want you can check www.gitarren-service.de.
Rock on Matze

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1/20/2018 03:38:55 pm

Holy chicken that surpasses everything i have ever seen.
I am in fear of the rooster.LOLLOLLOL

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1/20/2018 04:56:49 pm

I must see the live show from pixxy lixxx tonight. I heard he is doing a rebrand and maybe he shows a few new Äxes.

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1/23/2018 01:11:50 pm

Hi sir Guggenheimer Schmidt
After i had pulled that screwdriver out of my hand i needed an Operation. So i had to send my guitars on vacation. Now i am in fear of the screwdriver.
Pain go Away
Hopefully Rock on
Matze

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1/23/2018 04:09:29 pm

Oh yeeeeeeees määääääääään yoooouuuuuuu caaaaaaaan
Hihihihììiiiiiiiiii
Cool Video
V.G. Matze

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1/24/2018 01:21:25 pm

Hi three
All three, Booom Booom Dylan james guggenheimer schmidt
Gregory kochery and toby marshall kochery Schmidt.
You relieve my pain
Have fun while performing
A screwed Matze

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1/28/2018 02:17:20 pm

Uuuuuuumpfy ähä ähä ähä
Hi määäääään
Cool Nämm vids.
Yelmo
Matze

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1/29/2018 06:17:16 pm

I can see alot of space to raise the game määään.
Must find out that tourdates right Now
Rock on
Matze from the woods

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1/31/2018 12:14:51 pm

Sweet home chicago Sir Guggenheimer Schmidt.
Cool playingstyle
Where is my butterfly net. Tryn to catch one of this flying Vs
Stay tuned
M

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2/1/2018 04:37:44 pm

Cool NAMM 18 Interviews määän.
I am deeply impressed how you told this guys that they are selling Fun Products. I mean this people are not trading 100 years old mahagony boards in rheir dusty boring corners at NAMM. We all want to play high quality instruments cause we want to have fun while playing guitar. And thats all about. Some guys are looking like inventory parts and you are scared if they Move.
Thank for refreshing them with some Rock'n Roll Energy. I know there are some cool guys too määän
Stay tuned
A fresh Matze without screwdrivers

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2/3/2018 07:28:29 am

Holy Moly i heard what Mr. Carducci said, that was an commit to come into the wildwood Cave. ILOVID
Cool people at Namm
I like Guitars , Fun and precise infos .
Greetings to the fantastic wildwood Namm team from the land of the barbarians
M

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2/3/2018 01:51:39 pm

A short info
Pixxy had some kind of gender transformation from man to man. So his name is not longer pixxy. He wants to be called "Steve from Boston" now. Congratulation for the successful renaming .
Its Cool määäään
Matze

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2/3/2018 03:39:54 pm

Sin Repent Repeat is endless fucking cool -:)
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2/3/2018 05:44:34 pm

There is one thing that i only do if i am listening classical Musik. I am following different instruments while listening . When i hear koch marshall trio i automatically do the same cause each instrument has its own voice. Its very easy to differentiate because every instrument is played by excellent musicians. Today music is usually served only as mush. Koch Marshall trio makes the difference. It is the salt in the soup. Mampf.
I love Anton Bruchner, Günther Wand, Johann Sebastian Bach, Gilles Apape, the Silbermann Organ, Hammond Organ ACDC, ZZ-Top and so on and on and on . I hope that makes sense .
ILOVEGOODMUSIC
DüdldüMatze

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2/4/2018 03:25:29 pm

The Greg sounds amazing. Its a Big Thing määän.
Greetings from good old Germany
Herr Matze

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2/8/2018 03:29:28 pm

Hi music friend
I can play again.
ILOVETOPLAYGUITAR
Helau und Alaaf
Ene Jecke Matze

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2/8/2018 04:52:37 pm

How, Paaaaaauuuuuul, HOW, can a Hello Kitty guitar sound so good. Are all this Äxes future kids of my little toaster????? I love the open clear sound of this Revs. Holy satellite dish the future is in Town. Great looking guitars with amazing sounds . ILOVID
An deep impressed
Matze

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2/8/2018 05:26:02 pm

Holy Moly
If you are not the greatest guitar player alive my name is labbeduddl freiherr von otterberg solm.
Holy Cats

Master of Desaster Matze

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2/12/2018 06:06:29 pm

Holy blue candy apple woman jugs juice
Is that the unbelievable Austin Powers Wall.E Jeff Garlin ? This määääään has a lot of uummpfyyyyyy, right ?
What a great offer to the master of all classes.
How could this happen ???
Not long ago i thought by myself it would be cool to see the Trio in a late night show playing the band part. And schwups it happens
Maybe i have some free wishes to the Universe.
Ähmmmm, second wish is a bottle of beer that never gets Empty, third wish, let me see, i think ill take a nother of that beerbottles hihihi LOL
Stay candy appled
An accursed Matze

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2/13/2018 04:31:13 pm

Cool orange welding
LOVID
I tell you what
If i want to get something out of the fridge without standing up, i just had to fold the room between the living room and the kitchen, right ?
The funny thing is, while i am sitting on the couch my arm is in the kitchen in the Fridge
Thats cool as it can be määään. When i get up and unfold the room again , is my arm again on my body or is it lying on the couch ???
The rolling stones said you can make it if you try, right
Lets do it määäään and we will see
The mysterious Matze

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2/14/2018 01:15:05 pm

Johnny Greenwood LOL ähä, ähä, ähä
My stagename is Ratchef Brownmore called the bomber. LOL
Stay tuned
M

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2/14/2018 01:29:26 pm

By the way
The most serious scientific problems can be solved very easily.
I sent my girlfriend to the fridge
I love the reality
Matze Twostone

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2/16/2018 08:58:05 am

You are talking like my girlfriend she always wants it slow too määään
Cool record
I love vinyl
A slow Matze

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2/17/2018 04:03:24 pm

Glorious presentation
The coolest thing ever came out of a box sir Guggenheimer schmidt
Rock on Matze

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2/18/2018 02:56:51 pm

LOLOLOL
A Guitar wood in da house
LOVID
The great Äxwelder
Matze

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2/19/2018 03:05:25 pm

Holy carrot LOOOLOLOL
Da blues is in da orange house
That is the real hard stuff määäään
Uuuuuuumpfy ähä ähä hää
The bluesmäään
Matze

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2/19/2018 03:41:21 pm

Hey bro
Thos is da hardest version of da jungle bells i have ever heard
Merry christmas 2013
Da quatersawn Matze

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2/22/2018 07:49:23 pm

Oh yeah määään
I love P 90s, slide, going home, and all the other cool Songs.
And TODAY i LOOOOOOVE my brand new Harley Benton SC 500 BK-GHW. She jumped perfectly right out of the Box. Sounds cool, plays great and looks good. I payed 149 € . I have seen worse guitars ten times as expensive.
That was the real Deal
A happy Matze BOOOOM BOOOM Roooooooaaaaarrr

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2/23/2018 10:06:53 am

Hi Sir Guggenheimer Smidldy
I love Dylans TsTs cause a boom boom is nothing without a great TsTs.
BoomBoomTsTs...BoomBoomTsTs...BoomBoomTsTs
LOVID
Boomer Matze

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2/23/2018 04:36:49 pm

Holy Äxolotl let's worship the tuna cans. The forester is back in his territory. Many trees have to give way again. Let us see your Äxes master Robin.
Brother Matze Tuck

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2/26/2018 02:51:39 pm

If you throw that Äx through the screen l would close the space time continuum to prevent the board from jumping back. Then i would hit the slice a few times against my head to feel MUCH better. Then i would play it for a couple of hours and telepteleport it back to you.
Hmmmm i think i should first ask my scientific advisor before i manipulate the space time continuum. X.-mc2□_5 Booooooom ( what ever that means - :)
Matze twostone

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2/27/2018 02:14:40 pm

Holy jello, Paul, Paaaaauuul
What a cool plan, take magic mushrooms and paint naked women. Congratulation, thats how it has to be in heaven.
I tell you my secret Plan, i will travel around the world as a certified comfort mattress tester. I will test mattresses on all continents for example with brazilian women; with japanese women, eskimo women and so on. Mattresses must be made up for a wide variety of toughest loads in different climates. A man must do what a man must do. So let us jump from bed to bed in thought of the despondent and those who stayed at home. We also want to commemorate all shapeshifters and those who want to become one. The future should be a bright path in the best half of our remaining life.
God save the Queen
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2/27/2018 02:58:02 pm

This Alex Lifeson is a great Äx, but the cool thing is the Name.
Lifeson means that Alex is the son of Life.
Ericsson means he is the son of Eric
Thomson means he is the son of Thom.
So you always know the name of the father.
How cool is that määään ?
A named Matzesson

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3/8/2018 06:00:17 pm

Internet is a cool thing if you can go online Paul, Paaaauuuuul, IF YOU CAN GO FU◇|>~ ONLINE.
Anyway, back again, god knows how long.
I looove the lifeson vid 5.16. Its a cool part from 4.00 on. The spirit of the 70s expressed with a few notes. I like this increase from hope to confidence to the certainty that everything will be fine. Very cool smitty
V.G. Matze

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3/13/2018 01:38:56 pm

Hohohoooo colonoscopy sorry but this song was for the ass. In Germany we call it the great harbor Cruise. That would be a cool name for an album määään
Good luck and Health
Rock on
Matze

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3/13/2018 01:58:50 pm

Congratulations to Pop
95 is a cool house number. I wish him many more beautyful years and finger away from the girls.
Thank you for your attention
M.

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3/16/2018 04:57:27 pm

Hi Sir Guggenheimer Schmidt
My acoustic sounds best with Ernie Ball M celluloid plecks. A try could be worthwhile
Matze without electricity

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3/17/2018 07:36:39 pm

Do you know why women become smarter during sex ?
Because they are connected to the host
Lol Huuuiiiiii
Rock on
Tiger Matze

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3/25/2018 02:24:17 pm

Sorry, unfortunately it is no longer possible for me to open your Videos. I don't know what the hell is going on there
Greetings
Matze

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3/29/2018 03:04:33 pm

Holy canned sausage
I could watch the orange room vid from the 27th
What a cool tele. Great sound, ebony fretboard, awesome colour. ILOVID.
Rock on Roooooaaaaar
Matze

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3/29/2018 03:24:24 pm

Uuuuuuuumpfy ähä ähä ähä
Bilbo is a dear cuddler not a devils creature. 100 p.
I am very sure
Miau Matze

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3/29/2018 05:18:43 pm

community
The pastor rocks
Matze ( ln order of the lord )

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5/18/2018 07:29:57 am

A firetele huìiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Sorry määään i missed your audience in Germany but i dont give up
I have no internet connection all the Time. But now i am travelling so i can go online.
F*^£ medionmobile and e-Plus. They rip me off määän
Rock on
Matze

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5/20/2018 10:13:21 am

I would play that bop all day long sir guggenheimer schmidt
Rock on
Matze outside

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5/20/2018 10:32:51 am

Holy Autobahn
I looooove slide määään
Bop sounds great with your amp
I have seen you where at session music in walldorf last year. If i had known it would be a 100% goal for me. #$%£₩//_€#;""
Rooooaaaar
Matze

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6/15/2018 04:44:39 pm

Online määään online
Bilbo looks great on insta
Love slide, tryn to watch your vids
Rock on Miau Matze

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6/15/2018 04:58:43 pm

Sorry bilbo you are not a girl
Luna is a Beauty but you are the tiger in the house
Rooooar Matze

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6/15/2018 06:34:57 pm

Ho
Every wednesday the greatest of all times plays with Ken Haas
Reverend guitars are cool as a pig
The pastor rocks
M.

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6/21/2018 04:34:08 pm

Holy fucking beaver
I need much more of that Greg and Ken ROOOOAAARCK AND ROOOOOOLL
Good save the reverend
A believing Matze

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6/23/2018 03:42:30 pm

Steve from boston is doing another liveshow tonight
I am so excited
Rock on
Hellfest 2018
Matze

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6/28/2018 05:24:22 pm

Holy chimerecheese let the korina baby cry määään, let it cry
LOVE
Matze

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6/28/2018 05:32:41 pm

Fucking autocorrection
Not LOVE,#%^$%&/%;

LOVID määään

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6/29/2018 03:53:38 pm

Hi sir smittenheimer guck
Hope you could repair that vagina thing
God save our women
A sliding Matze

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7/6/2018 05:59:19 pm

Holy black stonehole
What a cooooooool performance at the end of the greg and kenshow
LOL LOL LOL : - )
Well done
M

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7/6/2018 06:25:55 pm

Hahaha LOL uuuuuuuumpfy ähä ähä ähä
You must see the latest youtube vidldio from steve with that Klos carbon travel äx. The soundtrack is an ACDC one hit wonder. What a unic instrument hahahaaa
Greetings
M

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7/7/2018 03:32:33 pm

Hi sir guggenheimer schmidt
Steve is doing another liveshow
tonight.
He is wearing a cool FLIPSI t-shirt.
It could be the Next genertion of the pixxy Shirts
LOL
Rock on
Matze

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7/7/2018 03:36:24 pm

Sorry
No more time i am doing thunder struck
Its so coooooool määäään
LOVID
Matze

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7/11/2018 01:28:13 pm

Its a candy cherry red, everyone can see that, candy cherry red määäääään
LOL
Greetings Matze

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7/13/2018 05:21:30 pm

Holy cannonpipe
Thanks for orange sharing
Could you please jump into the next higher Level ? You are standing right in front of it. Dont let us wait any longer. Something magical can happen
In joyful anticiption
Matze

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7/14/2018 05:53:48 pm

I have seen the Sommer namm vidldio with your bluezilla koch amp
Can you demonstrate this coooool armageddon sound please.
M.

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7/14/2018 07:31:27 pm

Holy cats
What a cooooooool song from KRAUTSCHÄDL
Its called Kaffe & Panik
I Love this Band
They have the best arrangements ever.
M.

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8/10/2018 06:33:23 am

ILOOOOOOOOVE
ROCK N ROLL
A Nonet Matze

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8/30/2018 08:48:42 pm

greg, what type of guitar pick do you use?

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9/5/2018 03:13:44 pm

Thgtkk

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9/5/2018 03:25:19 pm

Gooooood moooooorning Mr. Tschock
Our godzill is proud of you.
Coooool äxes in the Ken and Greg cave
Love reverend sounds
Stay tuned
Nonetmatze

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9/5/2018 04:32:57 pm

Doing hells bells right now on my Arielle. She was specially made for me from the famous luthier Christian Dörr . A perfect instrument and one pf a kind.
Hmmmmmm Good coffee
M.

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12/3/2018 03:48:14 pm

?
M.

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12/3/2018 04:00:10 pm

Hi Mr. Tschock
Can not believe that i am online määäään
Lets have Fun
Have seen your last Videos
Rock'n Roll is the greatest thing of all times
Rock on
Matze

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12/5/2018 04:24:17 pm

Holy kalamazoo
I Love godzilla määäääään
I could play it all das long
Me and the other cats of the Night
Greetings from Good one Germany
Nonetmatze

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12/6/2018 05:08:18 pm

Holy board hobler
E 335 Rock'n Roll
I loooove your Playing määääään
Im using that T-REX thing very often for my own stuff, ist so cool
Greetings and rock on
Nonetmatze

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12/6/2018 05:43:01 pm

Fckw the rhino
Paaul paaaaauuuuuuzl did you hear that ???
This could be a good lesson for slash top, right
But Up to bed now
Later
Nonetmatze

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12/13/2018 11:11:04 am

???
Nonetmatze

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12/15/2018 07:34:14 pm

Hooooop hooooooooo
Sir schmittenheimer guck
I Like that mc sniffler midnight stuff määääään
I am a little bit in fear but also in joyful anticipation wich kind of guggenheimer schmidt Christmas song will drive us over this year
A happy-go-lucky
Yetnetmatze

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12/16/2018 01:59:50 pm

Hahahaaaaaaa huuuuiiiiiiiii
Watched the want a les paul from the custom Shop Video from last year
Its the funniest thing of all times
Greetings from Nonetmatze

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12/17/2018 03:58:30 pm

Missing mister carducci
Hope he is up and well
He is so cooooooool määäääään
Nonetmatze

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12/19/2018 02:53:58 pm

Ive never seen anyone playing better than you did on that mc carty. Thank you for this piece of high art.
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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12/22/2018 04:28:33 pm

Hey
Steve from boston is doing a Christmas Live Show tonight
Im so excited
Nonetxmasmatze

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12/22/2018 04:51:26 pm

Congratzlations on the win master
Merry christmas for you and your family from good old Germany
Nonetmatze

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12/23/2018 10:13:27 am

Messias from Georg Friedrich Händel
Thats veeeeeery cooooooool määääään
Nonetmatze

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12/23/2018 10:42:22 am

Hihihiiiiiiii
What a cool shank Hall vidldidlduo
Toby needs dreadlocks for this beard

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12/23/2018 03:38:44 pm

I loooove johnny winter at Denmark 1984
Johnny B Goode, Highway 61, Boot hill,

Love tja Marshmellow man too
Huiiiiiiiiiii

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12/23/2018 04:32:16 pm

Happy birthday to you Dylan
Have Fun while celebrating
Best wishes and rock on
Nonetmatze

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12/24/2018 04:15:02 pm

Hohoho
This sweaters are the hammer määäään
They would perfectly fit with my bermudas and slippers.
Its my outfit at home for all season : - )
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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12/24/2018 05:17:51 pm

Lolololo
Poop on schmellon
Never heard about that määäään
Thats to much for Google
Watched outtakes Vol. 7

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12/27/2018 04:19:32 pm

Morning Mr. Poopenschmeller
Little birthday gift for Dylan
Please watch on youtube stephane pilette, improvisation hagstrom swede.
Length 6:03
Enjoy it
Hiiiiiiiiiii huuuuuoiiiiiiii
By the way he plays the same äx like i do : - )
Nonetmatze

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12/27/2018 05:35:41 pm

Happy Happy määääään
The sweater is a Hammer

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12/27/2018 06:08:44 pm

I Love storytimes määän
They remind me on my youth and that was very long ago hihihiiiiiiiii
Rock on
Nonetmatze

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12/28/2018 04:41:54 pm

Holy ear chair
I did not know that fender also manufactures machime guns.
I did more easy things today, i played a little bit Ted Nugent. Roooooaaaaarr
Nonetmatze

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12/29/2018 05:24:31 pm

Happy birthday to you Mrs Koch. You are a great looking woman
Have fun and all the best in the new year for all of you.
You are a lucky man Mr. Koch
You can be very proud of your wonderful family
Rock on
Nonetmatze

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12/30/2018 06:03:07 pm

The GREG sounds and looks very cool.
If i find one i will try it out.
Nonetmatze

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1/1/2019 12:20:11 pm

Happy 2019 and rock on Preis
No Alc no drugs and all the rest is legal
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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1/1/2019 12:30:55 pm

Happy 2019 and rock on peeps
No Alc no drugs and all the rest is legal
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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1/1/2019 12:37:41 pm

Nonsens
Peeps not preis
Nonetmatze

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1/2/2019 04:21:54 pm

Woaaaaaahh Lolololo
Thanks for new years greetings
What a cool song, i am happy like braun strömen. Happy 2019
Adiooooos
Nonetmatze

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1/2/2019 04:29:28 pm

I mean Like braun strowmen.
I dont know what my mobile is doing sometimes#%^4&$%^^^r÷%&$£^$%
Sorry

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1/5/2019 08:08:12 am

If the soul is light it's the fingers too
Rock on
Matze

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1/7/2019 02:18:51 pm

Holy fucking beaver
I Love the Greg amp
M.

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1/8/2019 03:54:59 pm

Watched a Phil X frettedamericana gibson les paul junior 69 Michael Grant -LA-Guns vidldidlduo
Ist pretty cool too määäään
Nonetmatze

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1/9/2019 02:13:35 pm

Holy flying sausages
I Love that Sound, this amp and this Tele määääään.
The Äx was built by the master of all masters and everything is given to us By the Lord of all brooms. Out of the way clan, here comes the King.

Noble knight Nonetmatze

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1/10/2019 02:38:31 pm

Hahahaaa Lolololo
I grabbed my Arielle and started playing. But what i played surprised me myself määäään hahahaaa. It was the intro of the johnny knoxville jackass show. I never played that before, and i did not know how funny that is. I played that stuff on ond on because you can play it so variable. Thats so funny määäää
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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1/10/2019 06:15:50 pm

Oh wow Jimmy Pages 75th.
Happy birthday and all the best for a Livin legend from the worst broom bender and destroyer of all axes in the western world and far beyond.
Nonetmatze

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1/11/2019 03:36:24 pm

These Paul Waller guitars have a glorious Sound. They play in the P 90 League.
IDIGIT
Nonetmatze

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1/13/2019 06:27:47 am

This indish guy needs a guitar
: - )

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1/14/2019 02:39:51 pm

Thats it
This what a real Indian should look like, always with guitar.
I had my Astral Projektion years ago when i crashed while climbing. It was a look into the REAL World määääään , holy cow. It is very strange outside your own body.
Nonetmatze

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1/15/2019 01:22:07 pm

That was a very decided meow määääään

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1/16/2019 02:45:46 pm

I Love the german correctness of your guitar playing. Thats really cool
Nonetmatze

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1/17/2019 01:36:29 pm

This Äx has the shine

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1/19/2019 04:39:12 pm

Get it on määääään
Love T-Rex too.
I tell you something
You have presented us beautyful and great sounding guitars but they will become artworks only through you.
Nonetmatze

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1/20/2019 03:09:06 pm

Awesome Trio Facebook Video
Its great when the Machine is running.
A cool soundcloud sir schmittenheimer guck.

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1/22/2019 02:05:59 pm

Sorry
The Aliens have stolen my penis and the boat is full of water
Aliennetmatze

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1/23/2019 03:03:15 pm

300 hours
I need this guitar
An energized Nonetmatze

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1/23/2019 03:23:16 pm

Ho
Need more things
First -- Dylans shirt
Second - The FuckWell shirt from the Korvaas määäään and his yellow hair
Third - need more internet
Nonetmatze

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1/24/2019 04:23:16 pm

Cooooooncratuuuuulatiooooons
Finally a guitar in wich all specs make sense and she looks classy too. I Love This color combinations. Color and styling unite past and future perfectly.
I love this Gristlemaster in every color määän
WOWnetmatze

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1/24/2019 04:50:17 pm

I really need a hat and a horn mibmib.
Good times at winternamm
Mibmibmatze

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1/24/2019 05:24:33 pm

Congratulations to POP
Afterwards all the best för the ninety-sixth birtday to you Mr. Koch. A lot of healt and a relaxed time from
Nonetmatze

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1/25/2019 02:11:42 pm

Holy s... I still LOOOOOOVE the welding of Rick Nielsen. He is a gifted broom bender määäääään
CheapTrickMatze

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1/25/2019 03:01:42 pm

Four cool cats at Namm.
Great trio video, i really enjoyed it määääään.
Still much success
Nonetmatze

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1/26/2019 10:17:54 am

Holy Bimbam
You are the headliner today at the gitarre & bass online magazine with your reverend gristlemaster. That makes me happy.
Greetings Nonetmatze

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1/27/2019 02:05:07 pm

Jeff Garlin is in a great shape too määän, cooooool.
I,m searching that Video with the unic Mr. Carducci

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1/27/2019 03:05:17 pm

Ha,Hooooo,Heeeeeeyyyyy
Finally, got it.
Joey Carducci is such a cool guy. The best Message for the coming new year is that you're working on an Invitation. Glaaad to see him in the cave.
Lololol - candy apple red is the cooooooolest color in the hole universe
And far beyond. LOOOVID.
I Like People who Love what they do and joey is living Gretsch. He always gives such percise informations and is always friendly, a real cool catmääään.
Good luck and success
A candy apple red Nonetmatze

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1/27/2019 04:18:27 pm

Holy
Steve Vai
A true knight of the coconut
As always, Rock on
Nonetmatze

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1/29/2019 03:09:58 pm

This Fender guys know what People want.
Very cool äxes and Infos
Nonetmatze

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1/31/2019 03:18:33 pm

Düüüüüüüü dädüdl dü dü dü, düüü düüü düüü
I want you to want me
Cheap trick day
Huuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LOVID
Nonetmatze

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2/1/2019 05:44:47 pm

Real cool Video with Andy Powers
LOVID
Nonetmatze

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2/4/2019 04:00:37 pm

Nice slide smitty
The pain in my upper jaw will be much better now but the pus still runs out of my nose määäään. Full of the desease.
Friends in Good and Bad times. Hehe
Head up and get well soon.
Nonetmatze

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2/4/2019 04:03:57 pm

Holy
That hurts määäään, Autsch
Nonetmatze

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2/9/2019 05:08:20 am

Sorry määäääään
I had no net
@$_/$^/%;=%^$$;$÷^*'provider
Nonetmatze

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2/15/2019 08:21:11 am

Ho
I Like Strats
NOWNETMATZE

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2/16/2019 07:35:59 am

The 49th thumb up was my one with a lot of Memphis sustaaaaaaaain
Huuuuuiiiiiiii
By the way this best list has a enorm print error . Your name must be on the top määääään
A little bit of net nowmatze

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2/17/2019 07:01:20 am

Third finger is recommended for slide guitar. For the other slides please use the middle finger. For the honey pot and so on. 😎

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2/18/2019 07:27:56 am

Hahahaaaaa Lololololol
There is a new youtube video online from Krautschädl its called Macht jo nix.
They show us how easy it can be to build your own home.
I Love this guys määääään
Such a cool song, holy bricky
A do it yourselfmatze

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2/26/2019 06:14:17 am

Onliiiiiiine määääääään online
Holy s... that Tom murphy guy knows how things are working pooooooooh
A quatersawn
Nonetmatze

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2/26/2019 06:21:43 am

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Thats the way i LOVID
A orange roomed
Nonetmatze

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2/26/2019 08:23:54 am

At home i am always wearing bermudas, flip-flops and my cap. Actually i prefer blue and black and red with black. Summertime same outfit without cap.
By the way, my brain is also much to big so i save most of it in an old cigar box.
That will take up alot of Space.
Nobrainmatze

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2/27/2019 07:36:19 am

Even God needs help there.
Toledidldimatze

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2/27/2019 07:45:23 am

Hawaii looks awesome.
That must be heaven.
Aloaaah
Nonetmatze

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3/2/2019 02:55:17 pm

Holy f#$^$%&^£^%% sh..
No one plays the Rock'n Roll like i do määääään.
Sometimes i wonder where that hole stuff is coming from. Everything just flies to me while i play. Just unstoppable. Playing guitar has been like that all my live määäään.
And how can such a cheap guitar like my cort 200 GT Sound so Good ???
After all this years i am still so excited.
ILOVEHARDROCK
Helau und Alaaf
Ene jecke Nonetmatze

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3/6/2019 03:13:40 pm

Yo määäään
You are looking like a Rastafari,
Bob Marley maybe ???
I'ts coooooool määäääään
Kingstontownking Matze

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3/7/2019 02:41:57 pm

I love this Hermansson Amplification videos.
An amplificated
Nonetmatze

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3/14/2019 06:20:09 pm

That's the Sound of a real standard määäääään
V.G. Matze

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3/14/2019 06:41:44 pm

Congratulations to your 96th Pop
All the best, good luck and health from good old Germany
A Festively tuned Nonetmatze

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3/14/2019 07:22:51 pm

At the end of the day you get the better results if you work with the positive comments. So you come from Good to better.
I hope that makes sense
Nonetmatze

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3/16/2019 05:26:35 am

The Pork & Pickle Airport
Whaaaaaaaaat ?????
Holy
Where do all this pigs fly
God help our pig farmers
Nonetmatze

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3/21/2019 05:57:24 pm

WOW. The Greg sounds awesome. It would be so cool to have one.
I hope i can come to one of your europe Gigs määäään. The King comes to town huuuuiiiiiiiiiiiii i'm excited like the crazy soup chicken.
Greetings from Good old germany
Nonetmatze

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3/21/2019 06:48:30 pm

Could I flip the control plate around and switch vol/tone controls?
Not me personally but would it be simple enough for semi lucid guitar tech?
The way I play, I murder my hand and/or the pickup selector switch whenever I try to play a tele.
We have an anniversary coming up and thought about getting a nice one for the wife? Good plan or no?

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3/21/2019 06:52:56 pm

I Love the Sound of that old gibson SG-special-Ltd guitars. Real cool. The color was white with ghw. Mukuchi chan plays one i think.

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3/22/2019 05:49:26 pm

Ultracool orange welding määääään
LOVID

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3/24/2019 03:37:18 pm

Hmmmmmmm Gristle noodle soup
Leckerlecker, Schmatz, schlürf, sabbersabber.
A noodled Nonetmatze

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3/24/2019 03:47:56 pm

Must do some steve stine exercises.
Very cool guy
Dingdidldiding
Nonetmatze

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3/28/2019 06:09:27 pm

I Love my chainsaw ammo rig but the greg sounds awesome.
GVG
Nonetmatze

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4/4/2019 04:32:36 pm

Lololol
No beanies in the Prada Store . They have to rethink their assortment.
I wish you great times in Bavaria. Hmmmm Bratwurst mit Kraut, that is awesome. LOVID.
I hope you can come once in our area so i can see you live in stage määäään
Until then and always
Rock on
Nonetmatze

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4/5/2019 03:49:24 pm

Congratulations for the gristlemaster editors pick Award. It is harvest Time,. This is the best time for every Cook.
😎
LOVID

Greetings from
Nonetmatze

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4/5/2019 04:51:31 pm

HahahaaaLol
I played the same kind of bending stuff like you did in that wildwood SG vidldidldio today. If you pull the streched strings over a few frets it sounds like a floyd Rose. Thats so funny määääään
Huuuiiiiiiiii
But probably you already know that
Sorry
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4/11/2019 03:29:44 pm

New KRÄUTSCHÄDL vid out. Much to short but i love this guys
Greetings
Nonetmatze

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4/11/2019 03:43:04 pm

Hahahaaaaaaaa Lololololol 😀😀😎
How cooool is that ???
The big Gristle Cook Lololo l
LOVID
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4/11/2019 06:30:08 pm

Thanks to Ken Haas for a quick look into his private live. I love wildwood storytimes cause i find it very interresting how many things connect to one another for a long time even thoug one does not know the other because he lives in another part of the world. Somehow the lives are the same and totally different too.
I pay attention to the sound of guitars First.
Second playability
Third price
Finally the look.
Greetings from got
Nonetmatze

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4/13/2019 04:22:49 pm

Have fun and success in the cinema box.
Nonetmatze

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4/14/2019 02:54:25 pm

You Rock the Berlin jungle Greg. Greetings to you and the cats of German nights. 🐱🎸🎸🎸

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4/14/2019 03:15:15 pm

I would say Greetings to 🍽+🥁+🎹
Huuuuiiiiiiiiiiiii

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4/18/2019 05:44:55 pm

🥚😉

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4/20/2019 08:25:22 pm

Stevefrombostonexpixxylixxy did a pretty cool live Show tonight with his new vola.
He talked a little bit about you and the great gristlemasters that was so cooooool määääään.
AND at the end of the Show he said i Rock and the 300 other spectators too.
Im so excited
But
Up to bed now
A Nonetmatze that Rocks huuuiiiiiiiiii

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4/26/2019 04:25:08 am

Dont take drugs guys this Video spaced me totaly up määääään.
I mean, all These colors, whats ging ob peeps
Wiiiizuuuuu wiouuuuuuu wiiiiiooou
Greetings from the other Planet in the fourth dimension
DüdüpipipiMatzen

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5/3/2019 05:04:13 pm

No net sir Guggi, Noooooneeeeetttt
V.G. Nonetmatze

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5/29/2019 11:13:19 am

Sorry määän my net is Dead. Maybe someone shot it down or i lost it in the Data nirvana, i dont know whats running with this Providers. That's the german disease or something similar. Shit on it
Rock on
NOOOONETTMATZE

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7/5/2019 05:48:04 am

I think you can also bake a good cheesecake with that pretty woman kitchen appliance määääään.
Greetings from
ALWAYSNONETMATZE

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10/4/2019 10:24:04 am

Holy chicken
I AM IN SIR TSCHOCK
I LOVE this guys from the german Telecom.
IIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAMMMMMM IIIIIIIINNNN.
Rock on
Yetnetmatze

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10/4/2019 10:30:50 am

By the way do you remember that ILOVE guitars 🎸🍽🤩

Greetings from Nownetmatze

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10/4/2019 10:39:37 am

Do you remember that I LOVE guitars ???
🎸🍽😀

Greetings from Alwaysnetmatze

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10/4/2019 11:08:06 am

Oh määääään I am SO SORRY that your father passed away. I think he was a very cool Dad.
That hurts me. But i will always remember him as a good and gentle person . I dont forget the good people.
Some come and the other go. So Life is.

Makes me sad
Nownetmatze

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10/4/2019 03:15:52 pm

Thats the best sounding pinguin that I have ever seen
Huuuuiiiiìiiìii 🐧
Rock on

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10/4/2019 03:42:42 pm

That strat sounds so gooooood määäään. I love that german precision in your Playing. There is a little bit time Stretching in it. Some people call it magic but only a few can.
As always
Rock on.

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10/5/2019 07:18:25 am

Think i'd like to hear the rooster crying three times sir guggenheimer schmidt.
Rooooooaaaaaarrrrrrr
🐐
Sorry there was no rooster selectable.
Määäääh and kickeriki
Yetnetmatze

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10/6/2019 08:42:03 am

Steve from Boston did a cool liveshow tonight.
It was a lot of fun 🤘
Rock on
Yetnetmatze

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10/7/2019 03:30:20 pm

This gibson Joe perry is a cool guitar but $ 5500 is a lot of Money. Gibson MUST be in the Gold rush.
My next Äx is the Harley Benton SC550 black cherry flame. € 269.
I own the SC550 , price and quality is incredible.
Rock on
Yetnetmatze

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10/11/2019 10:05:49 am

Since i heard First a gibson custom black ghw im fascinated by one thing about this instrument. If you stretch the b and g string together in the 3rd or 5th fret ,the guitar sounds like no other. Two or three years ago i was allowed to play a new custom light and even this relatively new guitar has this unique sound charakteristik. Have heard that the pickup machine in the production process is still the same as in the past. This models sounded best at the end of the 70s early 80s. I have dreamed of this guitar all my live, but the custom light was very poorly processed and the regular was always overprised for me. Nowadays you need a forklift to drive the money to gibson and then you have to have good luck to get a good one.
So i am very very happy with my harley bentons.
And for the really important hours i play my unique Arielle created by the famous luthier Christian Dörr.
V.G.
Yetnetmatze

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10/11/2019 10:20:33 am

Ist so cool to be in määääääään.
Greetings to the trio, Dylan and Toby Rooooolock ooooooon guuuuuuuys.
😎😎😎🐐😉👍🍳⛷🎾🎸🛷🏇🏊‍♂️⛹️‍♂️🚴‍♂️🌍
God bless you all

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10/12/2019 06:22:22 am

The desert looks beautyful.
Good trip and Rock on
Yetnetmatze

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10/20/2019 06:17:47 am

What about the newest Captcha Version, Flintstones?

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10/20/2019 06:28:21 am

I love my Guitars
Doing that AC-DC thing
Roooooaaaaaaaarrrrr
Yetnetmatze

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10/25/2019 03:19:24 pm

Hi Sir schmittenheimer guck
Wow this california special looks Great an sounds awesome. Vera cool Äx.
My new Harley Benton sc 550 black cherry arrived yesterday and i am more than happy with it.
So Rock on
Greetings
Yetnetmatze3

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10/25/2019 03:27:44 pm

What means thats 3 ???
I dont know
Later
The big M

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11/7/2019 06:14:19 pm

Hahahaaaaa
Holy cow whats going on in the U.K. wonderwomen wears a beard and meets catweasle at stonehenge ?????
Puuuuuhh thats the realy hard stuff mister Kochchch.
Sorry i must change my Underwear
A ghosted
Yetnetmatze

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11/8/2019 05:58:30 pm

Polka Floyd, thats to much for me, POOOOLKAAAAFLOOOOOYD.
I am out
Holy Rooster
Yetymatze

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11/8/2019 06:15:13 pm

Haaaaahaaahaaaaa
Come on thats to funny, you found catweasle . Where did you dig him out määäään. How did you conjure catweasle out of the hat ????
I need to change my underweare again
LOLOLOLOLOL

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11/8/2019 06:21:25 pm

Thats not true määääään tztztz i can not believe it tztztz
LOLOLOLO

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11/8/2019 06:33:18 pm

I tell you what sir schmittenheimer guck. The catweasle picture is my new background on the mobile.
Uuuuuultraaacooooooool
Yetymatze

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11/9/2019 02:49:03 pm

Played a little bit guns'n roses and a looooot of speedmetal. Holy s... that goes like the wild lucy.
It was a bit exhausting even thoug playing normally relaxes me alot.
Rumble in the jungle
Greetings to the rest of the gang
Stay tuned
- : )
Yetimatze

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11/15/2019 12:50:06 pm

Hi smitty
Welcome home.
Albert Hall is requierd for you.
By the way 1 min. Orange room is much
too short.
Did a little bit V.H. Hot for the teacher today.
Greetings to the trio.
Yetymatze

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11/15/2019 05:57:42 pm

I remember that i held such an SG in my own hands in the seventies. It was exactly the same outfit. The Äx was a rough device and heavier than my entire hometown. The whole board was miles away from what we now understand quality. That was an Äx for men with bear claws.
There was no finish for the wood, it was a raw board with strings on it. People should not glorify everything what was built back then and just today, nobody would want to play such an instrument today anymore. Many chinese copies of today are far better than what was offered by the big G.
Rock on
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11/16/2019 06:45:09 am


R.I.P Margaret Young
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11/17/2019 04:00:40 am

Hi Mr. Tschock
I did not know that expixxylixxxnowstevefromboston speaks german. He did a cool liveshow yesterday.
Stay tuned
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11/17/2019 02:47:26 pm

That kind of slide was new for my ears. I listened to it a few times to come in. Coooool thing
I should try this.
Greetings
Yetimatze

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11/18/2019 05:28:42 pm

A brand new määääääncave wow . The new gristlemaster looks classy and i love this transparent sound. Have fun in the new rooms and stay tuned
Yetimatze

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11/19/2019 06:33:28 am

Steve from boston was talking about the rich bitch. They renamed it to PO HO or whatever Lolololo
Pretty cool monday fideo. ( it is renamed from video to fideo : -)
Yetimatze ( renamed from MatzeNonetmatzeBigMnownetmatzealwaysnetmatzeyetnetmatzeDüdüpipipmatzenmusicmatzekingstontownkingmatzecheaptrickmatzemiaumatzecaptainmatzekirkunicmatzenobrainmatzetoledidldimatzewownetmatzealiennetmatze to yetinetmatze).

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11/19/2019 06:42:16 am

And a few more
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11/19/2019 12:22:28 pm

Hi smitty
I tell you what
If i connect an old broken broomstick with my FlyRig it will sound great. ILOOOOOVE that thing.
Roooooaaaaaar
Matze with broomstickäx

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11/19/2019 12:36:29 pm

Best wishes and Happy birthday to you Grace.
And Greg, you did an awesome job 23 years ago together with your wife.
Well done Huuuuiiiiiiiiii
Have a good time
Yetimatze
Düdldü

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11/19/2019 02:54:54 pm

Missing a few news from Dylan and Toby . They are a little bit under the radar at the moment i think. Would be nice to hear something from both of them again. Missing my smileys too. My writing program has lost them. Hmmmmmm ???
A seeking
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11/19/2019 03:29:26 pm


Holy cow this E 235 is a great sounding guitar.
What a clear, transparent and sparkling sound.
This Memphis guys still know what they do.
And i love this kind of fretboard, only with dot inlays and no binding. Cooooool guitar. If Quality and Price is good it's a buy määääään.
Maybe Gibson is not totally screwed. The little chinese know how to do it.
Yetimatze

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11/20/2019 10:38:11 am

Holy Guacamole
After all this years i still LOOOOOOOVE to play Johann Sebastian Bach. I Love the music of this määääään. Holy potato, that goes like the wild Lucy. I really like classical music, rock'n roll and all the other crazy stuff. Better we dont forget this good man. My pelham blue firebird glows red. Huuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiii
Bringdidlding Lololo
Greetings
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11/20/2019 10:50:59 am

And i love Tom this crazy boiling fowl, or whatever he is. :--)

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11/20/2019 11:30:36 am

My ape Schnägles told me that Tom is a Turkey.
Brave chimpanzee, no not the curtains....what youuu f...... ba.....
Sorry sometimes he gets out of control.
Has definitely shit the diapers full again this little rogue.
A very buisy Yetimatze

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11/20/2019 03:52:18 pm

Holy chicken, is there anything that you can not do with a guitar except maybe brush your teeth ???
Cooool sounds in the cave.
One day i will be a stratonaut again
Yetimatze

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11/22/2019 06:06:08 pm

No more Krautschädl. The band has been split up after 16 years. That's a hard blow. The last concert was in August.
Goodbye Schädler
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11/25/2019 01:47:40 am

Cool guy this Rick Beato. He is a Jazzman i think.

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11/26/2019 05:37:37 am

Lololo
Steve from boston did a cool uku-doubleneck unboxing video hihihiiiiiii
He also had a nice H.B. fusion 2 in another video. Cooool guy
Rock on
Yetimatze

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11/26/2019 04:00:30 pm

Cool Frankensteiner in the cave
IDIGIT
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11/28/2019 10:28:10 am

Happy thanksgiving to you and your loved ones
Greetings from Golgermany
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12/1/2019 06:11:27 am

Lololo
Steve did a cool live show tonight with this funny MacGyver man.
Awesome
Yetimatze

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12/1/2019 11:20:17 am

Bring us the Gristle :--)

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12/5/2019 03:02:45 pm

Holy cow
I love this great triosound woooooow !!!!
I got goose bumps from that L.A. vid and that cool song. Holy chicken what a coooool soundcloud. Thats the real triosound woooooow
Thanks for this real piece of pleasure
A jumping Yetimatze

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12/5/2019 03:26:27 pm

HahahaaaaaaLolololo
Sorry man but i fell in love with Nubby the hoarder, oh määän my eyes , i can not stop laughing.
But a very cool slide

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12/7/2019 09:04:32 am

Watch on youtube
Helge Schneider ---- De La Torseo Al Campo Testo
Cool guy huuuuiiiiiiiii : --)

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12/12/2019 04:50:45 pm

Watch Mukuchi Chan pretender official ¥₩£%=÷×%¥
You can see that she loves to play guitar.
Akunohana69 plays really great too.
Both are veeeeeeery cooooooool girlwomanwifes whatever. Awesome players
LOVID
Greetings
Yetimatze

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12/12/2019 05:15:30 pm

I tryed hot for the teacher akunohana style last week that's so cool määäään.
If we could make one concert with all that great guitar players that we know, it would be the greatest thing in guitar history. Hoooooooooo
Unbelievable.
I love good music
Stay tuned
Bringdidlding from the most horable Äx destroyer of all times
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12/12/2019 05:48:16 pm

By the way your vibrato has been great lately and if i could fill that SG 64 fuel in the tank of my ancient car it would be twice as fast. Huuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiii
One of the slowest drivers under the free western sun
Brummbrummmatze

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12/13/2019 11:38:27 am

Holy fucking beaver that Mariposa screams like a burning hun.
Did some indishspanishbrazilianstylestuff today. A little musical journey around the world is always exciting.
A traveler

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12/14/2019 08:38:36 am

I love "Toccata & Fuge" played by Dave Celentano. Ultracool guy. Huuuiiiiiiiiii

Johann Sebastian Matze

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12/14/2019 08:54:45 am

I am so excited to see wich big gristle christmas video will roll over us this year. Can not wait any longer : --)

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12/14/2019 09:31:19 am

Must watch a Bob Ross video to come down
Pooooooohhh
Paintermatze

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12/15/2019 07:07:09 am

My new mobile background is the gristle guitar gumbo
Awesome
A well through yetimatze

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12/16/2019 03:28:08 pm

Boobsberry blue
What kind of colour should this be ?
I don't know.
Maybe the mad and angry paul brown knows more.
Paaaaaaauuuuuuuuuul let us share in your infinite wisdom.
I hope my ornitology is correctly

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12/18/2019 02:59:10 pm

You are so coooool määään
Thank's for refuel me. J.S.Bach sucks me always out like old vlad the vampire.

The old bat Yetimat

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12/20/2019 07:59:59 am

Hoooooo
That's what i call a ammo rack määääään
Awesome
Railgunmatze

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12/21/2019 12:20:04 pm

Holy
I believe my dog eats his own puke, and he seems to like it.
Wooooow what a good sounding strat.
Also like the numbers 235
Great brooms
The greatest plywoodguitardestroyer in the universe
Yetimatze

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12/22/2019 06:05:48 pm

I wish you and your loved ones a merry christmas and a happy new year.
Rock on
Yetimatze

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12/24/2019 06:40:45 am

Happy birthday Dylan. I wish you good luck health and success.
Coooool guy
Yetimatze

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12/25/2019 10:24:35 am

Lololo
There is a new buzzbee geartimes vid. out on youtube. The guys have a black beauty in the cave.
Price is shown opeg oshi umaraaahhn LOL
Tomba kuschig tumeharaan LOL
Hugu yi pesamm LOL
Tomke pebeck hesemeyaah bekte yumme heschewe LOL
Komtomsata hschemwontsm hahaa LOL........

Then.....

Hoooi,
hhhmmmm tschotah,
Yaaaahhh
Ooooii wobelestasgu
Hooooo yesh hooooo
Oohhhh yaaaaa
Hahahaaaaa
Yoooooh salatta
Aaaaaaahh jaaaaaah
Ooooooh swutsa
Haaaaaaaachhhh
Chukooooooooaahtschicktschuck gemeseraaaah
Gibson gumborinwah yombol turigawa sm LOL
Haaaaaaaaww

This funny guys love gibsons LOL

Greetings from the korean Matze


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12/25/2019 01:52:45 pm

I have heard sasquatch in the background. May god protect your pancakes and your kitchen and your house and your hometown and your state and all the rest of america. The world and space and universe too. I remember there is a song it goes from the room to the house to the street, tryn to find out what it was ???
No matter
The main thing is that the pancakes survive.
Thanks for your christmas vid. It is a great masterpiece of musical art. LOL I am always amazed at what the human brain is capable of.
Greetings
Yetimatze

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12/25/2019 02:20:42 pm

Oh
Found it, the song is called "our house" from Madness
LOVID
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12/25/2019 02:50:04 pm

Sorry its not this song, its another one
Hope i can find it. Its from the 80's or 90's
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12/25/2019 03:33:59 pm

Hahahaaaa lololol
Found another one, could be dylans birthday song. Watch on youtube
Sesame Street: Ernie sings "I Love MY Room"
So coooooool
Bert Yetimatze

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12/25/2019 03:48:01 pm

Oooooooh määääään
Ernie sings Rubber Duckie too
Thats the real hard stuff
Huuuuiiiiiiii

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12/25/2019 04:41:58 pm

Hahaaaaasss
How cool is that
Watch
Max Raabe singt für Ernie und Bert ein Schlaflied - Sesamstraße - NDR - ARD

Up to bed now

Max Raabe
Cool guy
Yetimatze

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12/26/2019 01:25:33 pm

I am missing mister carducci, hope he is up and well. He makes himself rare. It would ne nice to see him again.
By the way
Many greetings to the owners of your house, bilbo and luna
Catymatze

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12/26/2019 01:56:44 pm

Hoooooooly coooooow
The world is a madhouse and here is the central one.
I need a fresh cup of coffee with fresh milk and fresh sugar while i'm watching Sesame Street - The Coffee Plant. Lolololol
Tztztztz
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12/29/2019 04:07:30 am

Thanks for sharing your most beautiful family moments. What a cool family.
I think i would wear this ultracool t-shirt from dylan together with that neon beanie and my blue bermudas with my blue flipflops : --)
Have fun and enjoy your time together between the years.
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12/29/2019 04:37:01 am

I think this could be holyhill , that's what google told me. It looks great in autumn with the coloured leaves.
We have the "Dom" in Speyer it's a pretty nice cathedral too.
Greetings
Bishop Matze

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12/31/2019 08:07:08 am

Holy flying sausages
I can not believe how good my old les paul studio sounds after more than thirty years.
Everyone should have one of this milestones in guitar history. Sometimes you can find a used one from 88 in the intergoogle. One was sold on lawmanguitars for only $ 1499. These äxes are very underrated. Its always a buy määäään.
What else happened ?
Mukuchi Chan has a new vidldidldio out. Rob chapmann tells us his truth. Stevefromboston did a cool liveshow. I orderd a New gibson les paul studio AWH. GHW. from musicstore for € 888. So lets see if gibson is totally screwed or not. Im trying to do an unboxing video and a shootout old lp vs new lp. Then everyone can see if gibson has made the big turn or if everything is just empty words. I am excited as a bow määään. Trying makes you smart :--)

I wish you all the best of luck and a happy new year.
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12/31/2019 08:31:35 am

Ooooooh sorry
Watch
Sesame Street: New Years Eve on Sesame Street Short Episode
Stoooooop schnäääääägles ...not the big firecracker ....you little b.... oh
Tomorrow i have to bring him to the hairdesser.

My ears....a real monkey stable here
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12/31/2019 08:56:59 am

A last word in 2019
Sesame street: Bert and Ernie Friendship Mashup
Lololol
Ernie Yetimatze

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1/1/2020 07:33:47 am

Need such a cup too
That must be the cup from the movie "the day after"
Rock on
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1/1/2020 10:05:49 am

Hooooly fucking beaver
The BuzzBees have a Epi in the cave
Motscho hiiga tschigim etueeh. Epiphone saiteh ogo satihn hachunten chihatl horaguishe
Hahaaaa
Bi omunhuitche
Hahaaa
Ssssserrre yaterraadaa se tongsorrinee haha
Megosisaaaah tschiggem ????
Shingshang botonje insay de tschsng purie lolollolooolololo
I LOVE THIS GUYS
The rest please look at yourself
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1/1/2020 10:31:37 am

Holy fucking beavers
The Buzzbees have a epi lp muse in the cave llolololo
Cool guys
Yetimatze

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1/3/2020 03:03:22 pm

Watched one of my favorite vids from 2010. Its called "Hagstrom Ultra Swede Guitar Drive Sound Demo" by a cool guy named Chatreeo. He played like a wild hun : --)
Bringdidlding
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1/4/2020 08:35:37 am

Unbelievable what this little chinese ants do.
Watched a cool documentary about china.
8000 workers need only 4 month to build a 400 metet long container ship with a capacity of 20000 containers. I would be interrested in what happens in instrument making. You only hear this and that. For example the china guitars are increasingly being built in vietnam and indonesia because they are much cheaper to produce there. As far as i know the EU duty is no longer applicable if they ship from vietnam. The chinese are very smart business people. They learn how to use money at primary school.
Anyway
I need a fresh coffee
By the way
Love filth too
Yetimatze

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1/5/2020 07:31:39 am

Not so bad to have intergoogle. I watched tthe wauwatosa weathercam and there could be nice today. As far as i know it is your hometown ??? . Dont know exactly, hope i am right
Greetings to the trio
Stay tuned
Yetimatze

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1/5/2020 09:24:48 am

Tryn to find out more about the guitar teacher of robert johnson. His name was zimmerman i think.
:--)
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1/5/2020 09:48:51 am

Holy schneikies
Wiki knows everything. Ike zimmrrman was the name of that coolcat. Unfortunately there are no recordings.
Offended smiley
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1/5/2020 09:58:51 am

Lot of traffic today at the colosseum :--)
Huuuiiiiiiiiii

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1/6/2020 03:29:50 pm

Hachch
Interstellar space travel is no longer what it used to be. When i wanted up the muddy path to the command bridge today i had to shovel my way freely. Empty coffee cups were everywhere and everything was smeared with nutella. Then the cleaning lady with the alien who stole my penis also cut off.
I will probably beam all the crap over into the fourth dimension whatever is there
Greetings
Major Tom Yetimatze

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1/6/2020 03:50:15 pm

Holy cow
Nobody bends the broom like you
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1/7/2020 03:55:16 pm

Holy f....... chicks
Sweeeeeden Meeeeetaaaaaal Haaaaaard Rooooooock.
That thing sounds better than my selfmade chainsaw ammunition stand. Like a Hermansson on steroids.
You blew the boys' ears properly. The deep fryer sounds amazing.
Rooooooock'n Rooooooooollllll
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1/8/2020 04:24:35 pm

I dont know exactly whats going on on the intergoogle
Greg Koch Tour at Guitarist
13000 views
Waldorfsalat Rezept
28000 views
That can not be true ????
Many people should play more guitar and eat less määään
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1/9/2020 01:39:30 pm

Yes.....we are not only looking for guitars that sound good, but also those that inspire us. No matter whether they are large or small, cheap or expensive. No matter who built it , the äx must have that certain something. The glow that makes us grow. :--)
Hooray bringdidlding
Yetimatze

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1/10/2020 05:28:25 pm

You are so fucking endless genius. Are you sure that you come from this planet ???
I think there is a spaceship in your garage
Bipbip düdldü yetimatze bipbip

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1/11/2020 06:35:51 pm

I have seen so many wildwood vids, now i've finally googled paul brown. I didn't know what he looked like. He's a pretty cool guy i think. He could easily stand in front of the camera.
Cut
Yetimatze scorsese

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1/12/2020 07:37:10 am

Wanna see some tech talk ?
Watch on youtube
Tim Pierce Guitar --videos

The name of the video is

"Want to play faster ? Watch this ! Floyd rose invertor and interview"

Thats very interesting what this guys are doing

Yetimatze

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1/15/2020 12:52:39 pm

Got news from musicstore today. I ordered this studio but Gibson can not deliver.
What the hell is going on at gibson ????
I dont know. My Harley Bentons were always delivered. They probably got scared of their own quality and price.
Who knows
News will come
Rock on
Yetimatze

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1/15/2020 02:07:28 pm

Hahahaaaaaaa LOLOLOLOL
what a cool mintvid.
Lolol the breaking bad space wagon Lololol
But the best part was dylans komment at the end of the clip Lololol
Stay tuned have fun
Yetimatze
Lololol

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1/15/2020 02:21:12 pm

Hahahaaa and toby Lololol friends in crime Lololol suuuuuuuuper coooooooool
You totaly spaced me up haha
Yezimatze

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1/15/2020 02:29:12 pm

Hahaha lolol
I think my sheep is mowing lol
Yetimatze

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1/16/2020 05:02:58 pm

The new colors look classy
I particulary like this thin stripe trough the red.
Thats a nice highlight.
Have fun and success at Namm
Greetings
Yetimatze

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1/18/2020 06:42:14 am

Holy
Watch: Johan Segeborn --
The second amp that marshall copied.

The guy with the jewelry store on his left hand plays an incredibly good sounding 1960 Tele

You must have seen that
Greetings
Yetimatze

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1/18/2020 07:02:36 am

I think i need a wig
This Tele blew my hair off my head
Holy chicken coop
Bringdidlding
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1/18/2020 08:43:03 am

Oooooooooh
The blessed and his followers tom and roscoe.
May god protect you in all your ways and illuminate your path with the power of Rock'n Roll.
Let us remember those who has passed away, those who are, and those who will come. We honor your äxes, keyboards, basses and drums.
Sleep in peace when day is done blabla blablablabla blaaaaaa blubb blubb
Whooooooo let the doooooooogs out ????
Greetings from the keeper of the good and promoter of the best
Pastor Yetimatze
Wuffwuff ( quiet B-dolf ) wuff
He must always have the last word

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1/18/2020 09:29:00 am

Maybe you meet mr. Carducci from gretsch at Namm, that would be pretty cool.
I am a little bit curious.
We will see
Fun and success at Winternamm
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1/19/2020 04:27:35 am

Hi guys
I admire you
You stand at the presentation plate and still have not lost your opinion.
But you are not alone
I think about starbucks like you.
This spirit has made amerika what it used to be.
People with backbones.
Sorry if i no longer comment in politics or similar topics. I am only interesred in positive things, for example guitars, otherwise this might turn into a battlefield. I prever to move from good to better. Unfortnately had to find out that there are some very bad people on the intergoogle. I like to deal with facts but not everyone likes that. f stupid comments about me end up in your blog please delete all my entries.
I dont write anything anymore.
I am not interested in negative things.
So have fun and success at Namm
Greetings
Yetimatze

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1/19/2020 12:06:06 pm

Holy schneikies
You are a living legend. Never heard something like that. That was a supercooool performance at fishman.
Stay tuned
Yetimatze

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1/19/2020 04:28:36 pm

Hahaaaaaa Lololol
Watched
Helge schneider
De La Torseo Al Campo Testo
Lololol
A veeeery spanish
Rock on
Yetimatze

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1/22/2020 01:52:46 pm

Bravo
Jimmys fender burns much better than my lp-studio.
I thiiiiiiiiiink he was a good one
Bringdidlding
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1/23/2020 05:35:59 pm

Holy couch
A good FENDERSTRAT is like a swiss army knife.
I LOVE this brooms : --)
Greetings
Yetimatze

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1/24/2020 08:16:46 am

Sorry guys, no time.
Have to sweep the cave and clean the treehouse toilet.
Stay tuned
Yetimatze

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1/25/2020 03:34:14 pm

Helllllllfiiiire you say
Schnääääääägles where is my chewing gum.
Ghost hour in the creepy cabinet
I wish a flood that wased away all the dirt.
God save our guitars
Yetimatze

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1/25/2020 03:51:42 pm

Schnäääääääägles
You little white-haired four-eyed monkey
Where is my strat ???

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1/29/2020 04:11:36 pm

Holy cow
What a coooooooool sliiiiiiiiiiiiide
Rock on
Bringdudldingmatze

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2/1/2020 01:41:26 pm

I'm soooo glaaaaaaad today
My chimpanzee schnägles has got a new playmate.
It's a small arrogant 4-eyed gibbon with white fur.
I think we'll have a lot of fun with him even though his vocabulary is still very limited.
He always says "never mind, never mind, never mind".
Once he is together with the much more intelligent schnägles for a few years it will be fine.
In hopeful expectation
YETIMATZE

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2/1/2020 01:51:41 pm

By the way
Mukuchi chan has a new vidldidldio out
So
Rock on and bringdidlding
Yetimatze

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2/6/2020 04:01:35 pm

The toxic monkeyvideo had to leave my collection.
Point

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2/6/2020 06:09:31 pm

Today recommended
Helge Schneider -- La Chanson De Chanson De Berlin.
Note: Its not french !!!
Have fun
La Yeti

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2/6/2020 06:32:45 pm

Also not bad
Helge schneider mit vibraphon Lololol

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2/6/2020 06:37:37 pm

Hardcore
Helge Schneider -- i was born ( blues )

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2/9/2020 04:52:50 am

Helllllllfiiiiire
Where is my rabbit wire ???????
I have to do this peter green wiring
Maybe it will take me a few years but i can do it.

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2/9/2020 09:22:58 am

Update !!!
No news from Gibson and Musicstore.
The ordered gibson studio alpine has still not been delivered and there is still no news.
Musicstore informed me in january that GIBSON CAN NOT DELIVER and they were talking to them at Namm but i received no further notification.
So we have to wait for the unboxing video and shootout old vs new.
Rock on
Yetimatze

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2/10/2020 02:31:53 pm

I wonder what's on the dark site of the moon.
I hope it's coffee

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2/14/2020 08:18:54 am

Thankfully, women are not only much more intelligent then man, they also never lose track.
So we should bow humbly to her beauty, intelligence and wisdom.
Happy valentines day from nowhereland.
Yetimatze

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2/14/2020 08:49:44 am

Hurray, he is back, our brillant, wonderful, orange, meek giant gregory kochery
Thank god
LOVID ♡♡♡

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2/14/2020 09:04:36 am

I would really be interested to know if anyone has already looked into the comments here.
Maybeeeeee its better not, hmmmmpf lololol
V.G.
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2/14/2020 10:02:28 am

Hooooly, hoooooooly
NOW i have heard that
Youuuuuu lifted me up määääään
You are the smartest fox i've ever seen määään
Holy

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Matze link
2/14/2020 10:35:35 am

Without a change of the facial expression.
I can not believe that
Holy Moly

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Ford
2/15/2020 09:29:59 pm

Mr Koch:

For us poor folk who are unable to afford your signature amp, could you please recommend a gain pedal that approximates the gain structure of your amp. Thanks

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Matze link
2/29/2020 06:00:54 pm

Congrats on your new 53 Tele.
Have fun on the doodle tour. If it gets difficult, just hold your face against the wind.
Greetings to dylan and toby.
I hope he found his coffee : --)
Rock on
Yetimatze

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Matze link
3/1/2020 06:35:15 am

Hmmmmmm
On the intergoogle you can land very quickly where you don't want to go.
Thats crazy

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Matze link
3/1/2020 07:07:13 am

Hello Mr. Ford
I don't know if anyone else is reading this posts, but you could try to get a used amp at the intergoogle
Good luck
Yetimatze

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Matze link
3/1/2020 08:00:16 am

The recommendation of the day
Please watch:
Helge Schneider -- Yes No Song.
Lololol
On guitar Giovanni Giampietro
Stay tuned and
Rock on

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Matze link
3/2/2020 02:01:43 pm

This cribshitter guys must sound really horrible lololol

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Matze link
3/7/2020 01:22:22 pm

Holy moly
I'm so excited. Found this youtube vid. called
Ludwig van beethoven moonlight sonata ( 3rd movement ) Tina S Cover.
Bach is cool but i never really dealt with beethoven. I always thought he wrote only slow and heavy compositions. I hope my old fingers are still fast enough. Bach always offers good solutions so that everything is nice and easy. Tomorrow i will see. I'm totally thrilled and happy.
Roooooooockkkk ooooonnnnn
Yetimatze

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Matze link
3/7/2020 02:00:23 pm

Oooh, what i can say is that she hangs a little sometimes. Maybe that happened during editing. Everything does not always fit together perfectly. Every now and then it looks like she's a little bored after playing the piece a million times. I think she can do it perfect.
Anyway

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Matze link
3/8/2020 08:53:26 am

Sorry guys
No time
I am currently disassembling my wardrobe and building a birdhouse out of it, just like the man at the advertising lololol

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Matze link
3/20/2020 08:34:18 am

20.03.2020
Hmmmmmm ? ..... Hmmmmmm
It's not fear.
It is the feeling that something lurks in the dark.
I hope it's my coffee machine

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Matze link
3/22/2020 09:44:14 am

Oh määääään
I love that roasted gristlemaster in purple.
What a great broom.

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Matze link
3/27/2020 03:04:07 pm

Sorry
I'm out
Bye guys


Yetimatze Nightcat

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Wolfgang Kaffka
2/9/2021 02:06:14 pm

Greg, what kind of guitar strap are you using? Looks very nice! Kr, Wolfgang

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